"..And Iestyn and Dai were just bookends, in the shape of drunks"
Not even set off and this pair are kipping already		 would you believe this is the airport bar? (though it is 5 am)
Kev is casualty no.3 - hope he finds his drinking legs 		"and here's somebody who needs some"

172,000 pints of Guinness but Sparky is unimpressed

 "Guinness, Guinness everywhere, nor any drop to drink"
Gareth worshipping the god of Guinness		 "so you see my friends, from here we will take over Dublin and then the world!"
Finally, we get to the good stuff and Sparky's perked up
"Believe"
A never seen before sight - Justin's on the Guinness!		 Ah, bless
Much later, fatigue has kicked in		 the man's a Leg-end
Next morning Iestyn's no longer legless, in fact he's gained one..		 3 legs are better than 2
Iestyn does his "Isle of Man" impression		 "can't take him anywhere"
Next day, at the Arlington, Kev and Dai*2 are discovering the craic
"C'mon the scots!"
They're not the only ones..		 Cheer up love!
And the pints come rolling in		 Shortly after this, Chris went AWOL until the next day
"cymro plasdig" has turned up - so, what do you reckon to the shirt Chris?		 "What the Blydi hell you doin' here love?"
Emma's turned up from Saudi!		 "nah, false alarm"
Is Iestyn about to burst into song?
yep, it's gonna be another long day
Tim's gone as white as a sheet		 "Animals at night - it's like a David Attenborough show"
Out on the town in Temple bar		 The nightmare is about to unfold
Scenic Landsdowne road, what no roof?		 "He very cheeky chappie"
We lost and all are sad - apart from Cwm Honda		 If you will pick up these social dieseases
Gareth's glandular fever is worsening
"those who find their teams ridiculous - sit down next to me"
Jury's gets lively as we drown our sorrows		 "tonight matthew, I'm going to be: Matt Cardey before he had his hair cut"
Emma struts her stuff		 "here comes the War"
Where's Justin off to?		 West life eat your hearts out!
The boys practicing a routine		 But where's Cwm Honda got to?
The obilatory group shot